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[cawky]

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SUNDAY, 4:28p

[glowsferatu]

Just Please Be Okay Alright
Thats All Im Going To Ask

[cawky]

yo

[glowsferatu]

[ fuck ]

So
Where Were You

[cawky]

home

[glowsferatu]

They Would Have Said Something If Their Errant Prodigal Had Returned

[cawky]

if you were trying to be ironic id give you a solid 8

[glowsferatu]

I Dont Care About The Grade Right Now
So Youve Been What
Just Sitting On The Couch All Weekend And Never Thought It Might Be Courteous To Pass Along A Text Saying So Until Now
You Know
Just Something To Indicate That You Were In Good Health And Not Dead
And There Wasnt Any Need To Worry

[cawky]

right
i meant like actual home

1/3

[glowsferatu]

Oh

2/3

[glowsferatu]

Oh

3/3

[glowsferatu]

God Damn It

[cawky]

yup

[glowsferatu]

In That Case Please Disregard Everything I Said Previously
It Was Said Under Stress And Without Being Fully Informed On The Matter
So
Where Will You Be Spending The Night
It Hasnt Gotten Any Warmer

[cawky]

disregarded

top secret
but dont have a cow or anything
i promise its inside

[glowsferatu]

Fine
Just Be Sure To Stay Safe And In Good Health
And Maybe Consider Not Being An Idiot About This Whole Thing Anymore

[cawky]

kanaya
the sentiment is cool and all
id put that shit in a depressing hallmark card and print it for five bucks
but thats all id do with it

[glowsferatu]

Of Course Thats All Youd Do With It
Who Ever Thought You Might Be Mature About Something
Its So Much Easier To Bear The Grudge And Dwell In Bitterness For The Rest Of Your Life

[cawky]

it has nothing to do with grudges

[glowsferatu]

Then Perhaps You Might Enlighten Me As To What It Doesnt Have Nothing To Do With
And Just To Preempt Its Expected Use
"Nah" Is Not An Acceptable Answer

[cawky]

how bout
no
nuh uh
dont think so

[glowsferatu]

All Fit Under The Heading Of "No Try Again"

autocorrect stop giving me apostraphes

[cawky]

too late
you didnt specify

how rude of it

[glowsferatu]

It Doesnt Work That Way
You Cant Offer A Round Peg To A Squared Slot And Expect That To Be Adequate
Try Again

[cawky]

i said no kanaya

[glowsferatu]

And I Find It Necessary To Insist
Whats The Point Of Keeping So Reticent Anyway
What Good Will It Do Anyone
Yourself Especially